• NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
      13·
      1 month ago

      If you abort a fetus with fingerprints, it’s federal evidence tampering. They need to get those in the system at 9 weeks.

    • macniel@feddit.org
      122·
      1 month ago

      yeah sure, but would you have guessed that without the "ProLife" Line?

      • Zorque@lemmy.worldEnglish
        11·
        1 month ago

        Yeah, cause what else would they be advertising? Fingerprinting services for fetuses?

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
          3·
          1 month ago

          You can’t start your smartphone addiction too early. That’s why we developed a phone that can be unlocked without fingerprints for 8 weeks old fetuses and younger

      • ferb@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        5·
        1 month ago

        If it made more sense, it would suggest that the creator had enough sense to not be a pro-life fundamentalist