🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 days agoAnon needs moneysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down113
arrow-up1281arrow-down1imageAnon needs moneysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 days agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squareLostXOR@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up331arrow-down3·10 days agoYou can tell it’s a fake story because the cops are actually looking for clues and going through camera footage instead of just saying “tough luck”.
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up128·10 days agoYou can also tell it’s a fake story because it’s on 4chan
minus-squareQwazpoi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42arrow-down1·10 days agoYou can tell it’s gay because it’s not his aunt’s house it’s his aunts house meaning his aunt and her wife which also makes that his other aunt.
minus-squareRagdoll X@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 days ago☝🤓 actually every story posted to 4chan is real, 4chan told me so
minus-squareempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·10 days agoDepends, if OP’s aunt lived in an affluent enough area, they’ll be looking.
minus-squareSnowclone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·9 days ago100% cops DO NOT like opening misdemeanor cases ever. It hurts their felony conviction rate that gets them all their raises and promotions.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·9 days agoThat it is. And I imagine a number of these are a neighbor, like in this case.
You can tell it’s a fake story because the cops are actually looking for clues and going through camera footage instead of just saying “tough luck”.
You can also tell it’s a fake story because it’s on 4chan
You can tell it’s gay because it’s not his aunt’s house it’s his aunts house meaning his aunt and her wife which also makes that his other aunt.
☝🤓 actually every story posted to 4chan is real, 4chan told me so
Depends, if OP’s aunt lived in an affluent enough area, they’ll be looking.
100% cops DO NOT like opening misdemeanor cases ever. It hurts their felony conviction rate that gets them all their raises and promotions.
Burglary isnt a felony?
That it is. And I imagine a number of these are a neighbor, like in this case.