• MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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    5 hours ago

    Embarrassment comes standard on every trim level.

    Who else would be shocked if this chode even had a driver’s license? For real, I’m pretty sure he’s spent all his time in the back seat of vehicles. You know, limos…cop cars…

    • CitizenKong@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      He has trouble opening simple doors. Or using an umbrella. The only thing he seems to be halfway decent at physically is golf.