This has been a sometimes fun, but most often infuriating discussion between my wife and I, as well as other family members and friends whenever we bring it up: which side of the bed is the front? Is it the foot end? The side where the heads are? Or are you a rebel and is it the side you get out of bed at?
There is no front. There are four sides to a bed
Head Foot Monster side Safe side
My spouse unwisely chose monster side early in our relationship and so I’ve been safe side ever since.