MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours agoAnon needs help to solve the mysterylemmy.worldimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1536arrow-down113
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minus-squarePhilipTheBucket@ponder.catlinkfedilinkarrow-up157·19 hours agoI like how he clarifies that he lives alone. “Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing.”
minus-squareunconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·14 hours agoHey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
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I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.
“Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing.”
Hey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
And then what?
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Occam’s razor and all that