- cross-posted to:
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- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
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I am not in this chart because my favourite programming languages are too nerdy for the cool programming nerds to include in their nerd chart.
Laughs in perl
TMTOWTDI.
Nerd.
R
We can reject the null hypothesis that you are not a nerd at significance $\alpha < 0.001$.
oh wait, shit let me run that again, my data frame is full of NA somehow, again.
Rust: you are a nerd wearing programming socks.
what about BASIC
Javascript should say “you are a masochist and a nerd”
That should be a dog fucking a football.
Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?
Probably this guy
Cobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
Or programming a tiny microcontroller to blink a led as efficient as possible.
Something wrong with:
#include <Arduino.h> void loop() { digitalWrite(13, HIGH); delay(1000); digitalWrite(13, LOW); delay(1000); }? 😂🤮
Obviously the only correct way to blink an LED is to use a hardware timer to trigger a DMA transfer which stores a bit in the pin toggle register at a set interval
Lisp gang rise up! uses inhaler
As a haskell nerd, I feel that I have the moral authority to declare you king of the nerds.
“Ha! You think your language has macros? You call that a macro?! This list processing code is a list of tokens, why wouldn’t it be able to edit itself?”
It breaks my brain.
TIL fortran has a logo
What is the bottom right language?
Perl. It was the cool thing from 1998 to 2008.
Still the linux sysadmin’s language of choice!
Where would COBOL fall?
“You’re in a Nursing Home”
“and nerd”
I know who made this included React and HTML specifically to trigger us programmers, to that I say… well played >:(
🤓
…but some nerds are more equal than others.
