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minus-squareramjambamalam@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up55·edit-21 day ago Push directly to master, not main No command line args, just change the global const and recompile No env vars either Port numbers only go up to 5280, the number of feet in a mile All auth is just a password; tokens are minority developers, not auth, and usernames are identity politics No hashes – it’s the gateway drug to fentanyl No imports. INTERNAL DEVELOPERS FIRST Exceptions are now illegal and therefore won’t occur, so no need to check for them SOAP/XML APIs only No support for external machines. If it’s good enough for my machine, it’s good enough for yours.
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·14 hours ago Exceptions are now illegal and therefore won’t occur, so no need to check for them Ah, I see you’ve met C++ developers.
minus-squarestetech@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours ago Port numbers only go up to 5280, the number of feet in a mile What about internationalization – do the European port numbers go up to the cm or only meter count within a kilometer?
minus-squareexcral@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 hours ago No command line args, just change the global const and recompile Nah, don’t use global variables, magic values everywhere. And don’t use const whatsoever, we need to move fast and break things, we can’t let something immutable stop us
Ah, I see you’ve met C++ developers.
What about internationalization – do the European port numbers go up to the cm or only meter count within a kilometer?
Nah, don’t use global variables, magic values everywhere. And don’t use const whatsoever, we need to move fast and break things, we can’t let something immutable stop us