• MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Doctor, Tuvak nearly killed a man!

    Put a phasor to his head, Paris saved his certain death

    Doctor, pon farr had just begun

    But Paris threw the hypopray all the way

    Doctor, ooh, I’ve never seen a Vulcan cry

    If he’s not back on shift this time tomorrow

    Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters…