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- science_memes@mander.xyz
80 mothers is a lot of mothers
You could see that in a Costco
Leave it to tumblr for a stupendous shower thought, lmao
All those hundreds of mothers and the bloodline ends with my ugly face. My ancestors must be rolling in their graves.
the bloodline ends with my ugly face
Highly unlikely, unless you’re fixated on the specific mother/father combo. You won’t be the first person who failed to reproduce with a shared set of ancestors. Just support your community and make the lives of your procreating peers easier. That’s all any ancestor can ask of you.
Good point - I was thinking only of my immediate family.
Infinite energy! Why do we even need oil?? Just hook a few jumper cables up to your ancestors graves.
But wouldn’t we have to factor in like… just 5 monthers ago life expectency was so low that teenage mothers was the norm.
Yeah, but life expectancy is the average, brought way down bcs of high child mortality rates, illnesses, and diet quality.
Im saying in the last 100k years there were probably always some 80+ year olds, but a very triangular population pyramid.
Teenage motherhood for the first child, sure. But women can continue having children into their 40s without significant difficulty. No guarantee that the firstborn will be the one who thrives relative to younger siblings particularly if the mother is an inexperienced or impoverished mom as a teenager.
So you really need to look at the median motherhood age, not the first opportunity of pregnancy.
Indeed, and there was high infant mortality when teenage motherhood was the norm as well.
I’ve always heard 5 was the average in a 100 year span. But still.
God damn… pretty sure humans can’t even successfully have children at 5,
Lmao, pretty sure they meant 5 mothers per 100 years is the norm across recorded history
Patriarchal society will look at the “80 mothers ago” and translate it into “80 motherfuckers ago” :/
Fits very well. Completely wrong, but definitely something that one could come up with in the shower.
Eh, it’s within an order of magnitude.
Ship it.Not completely wrong at all, even if you disagree with the generation length (which is an average after all) the maths is correct. The 0AD thing isn’t, but you can’t have everything.
0 AD
Good game
Me thinks that’s the point where time freezes.
It was the only “”“year”“” the weather was 0K.