• themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Which avatar is the most detailed and accurate?

    Mine - most likely to be left behind chained up in a basement.

    Theirs - most likely to be left behind at a cocktail party.

    The maid’s - most likely to be left behind in a threesome.

    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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      16 hours ago

      Well yeah, presumably for any given threesome, the pov is going to be two behinds at some point, but it doesn’t matter if you’re the left behind or the right behind or long as everybody’s enjoying themselves.

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        10 hours ago

        Contrary to what you might expect, the left behind tends to get a bit more direct attention than the right, roughly 30% more time, independent on total duration. This is because for right handed people, the left is more awkward to engage with on the side, so making the left behind the main behind with the right behind by their right hand feels more natural and comfortable.