A Florida woman was arrested over the weekend after she was caught carrying drugs in a bag with the words “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs" printed on it, according to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office.
And yes, you have heard this story before. But this one is just for the ladies.
We were tripping balls in college and playing with flour filled balloons. I guess jumping rooftop-to-rooftop got the cops called.
Cops made us turn out our pockets and found my buddy with his flour balloon, about creamed himself.
“What’s this?! HUH?!?”
Spitting in his face: “It’s FLOUR you fucking PIG!”
Off to jail.
They let the rest of us go, laughing about the drug lab making gravy with that guy’s “heroin”.