cm0002@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agoChristmas pranksters of Lemmy, what are your "joke" gifts this year?message-squaremessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareChristmas pranksters of Lemmy, what are your "joke" gifts this year?cm0002@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square43fedilinkfile-text
I have my brother’s gift buried in a russian nesting doll of boxes, wrapping paper, memes and scotch tape lol
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down2·2 days ago Got my dad a bunch of Japanese woodworking tools for Christmas, in the interest of getting him to commit to a retirement hobby im a staunch atheist im wrapping two of the saws together in the shape of a crucifix and I’m going to talk about having found the good word of our lord jebus cripes
minus-squareComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down20·2 days agoAtheist try not to tell others challenge, impossible
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoIt was relevant to the joke present and therefore on topic.
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down3·edit-22 days agoI got a LOTR trilogy-length reel of memory flashbacks throughout my life of the religious telling me I need to repent or go to hell. Don’t start with your bullshit.
minus-squareComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down10·2 days agoDid not ask nor mention Christianity. Thanks for showing me whose block worthy
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoWho said Christianity? I was including the Muslim dude proselytizing to me last month while all I wanted was a taco at the taco truck. Lmao What a near-sighted victim. Block away, please. The less of you the better.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down7·2 days agoSomeone tag the vegan atheist Lemming who uses Arch, btw.
Atheist try not to tell others challenge, impossible
It was relevant to the joke present and therefore on topic.
I got a LOTR trilogy-length reel of memory flashbacks throughout my life of the religious telling me I need to repent or go to hell. Don’t start with your bullshit.
Did not ask nor mention Christianity. Thanks for showing me whose block worthy
Who said Christianity? I was including the Muslim dude proselytizing to me last month while all I wanted was a taco at the taco truck. Lmao
What a near-sighted victim. Block away, please. The less of you the better.
Someone tag the vegan atheist Lemming who uses Arch, btw.