§ 311.20 Sexual odor of swine.
(a) Carcasses of swine which give off a pronounced sexual odor shall be condemned.
(b) The meat of swine carcasses which give off a sexual odor less than pronounced may be passed for use in comminuted cooked meat food product or for rendering. Otherwise it shall be condemned.
I CONDEMN THEE, CUM SWINE!
Pretty sure this is in reference to “boar taint” which is… Not exactly a less suggestive term, hm.
(Click the link. Do it.)
I clicked the link and that was actually pretty interesting.
Yeah, I didn’t really find that especially disgusting. The smell is from a combination of a hormone and bacteria and it can be battled with vaccination. That said, it also doesn’t sound like it’s dangerous to eat or anything. 🤷
“…Some producers are breeding out the taint…”
That’s called a cloaca.
Damn, it’s only 9am and it’s already too much internet for me today
Sexy cop stripper costume banned.
As long as the sexy cop stripper doesn’t mind condemnation for their smell, I think it’s fine.
That said, cops don’t do well with criticism.
I simultaneously want to and don’t want to know what a “sexual odor of swine” smells like.
It’s like when your good buddy says “hey smell this”, you never know what you’re in for, but you’re intrigued.
It’s called taint.
When you kill a sexually developed male pig they often release musk and sweat. So it smells like going into a room where a couple just did it.
I used to raise Blue Butts (variety of pig) and have the butcher come once a year after auction to cut them up. The Musk smell isn’t that bad unless done in an enclosed area.
Jeb. Yer hog. Smells like lovin’… now either you do the right thang, or I gots to call the authorities on yer pleasure piggy.
'Tain’t nowhere says ah can’t sell Eulabelle’s ham hocks. They just gotta condemn 'em first.
This feels exactly like reading the Torah
By the way, if you want to condemn the jism bacon, please contact your local imam or rabbi.
