• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 hours ago

    My I introduce you to a revolutionary new product that helps PID in a dark house:

    2371

    It’s called the “flishlight.” They’re pretty nifty!

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      9 hours ago

      Will it help my wife’s best friend who was shot in the stomach six times by her husband when she got up in the middle of the night to eat something in the kitchen?

      Let me introduce you to a revolutionary view about gun violence.

      https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10209983/

      It is called reality with gems like, “96% of murder-suicide victims are female.”

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        3 hours ago

        Not now, unfortunately while they can produce light so you don’t shoot your wife six times, they sadly lack the ability to alter the space time continuum and change the past, sorry to disappoint. You have to use the flashlight before you shoot the wrong person, the flashlight can’t unshoot someone.

        Btw you do know that just because some people kill their wives that doesn’t mean everyone will, right? You worried your wife is the next Jody Arias? No? See it works much the same way here, not every man is going to be Chris Benoit. That’s like that racist “13% of the population 50% of the crime,” it doesn’t mean all black people are criminals, nor does your stat mean “all men” or even “all gunowners” are wifemurderers.