Another thing to consider:

I never bought Oreos because in my nation they are sold though Nestlé. And fuck Nestlé.

Well I already knew they were evil. Another reason to not have them.

It is our just desserts for spurning Hydrox.

Mondelez

Mondelez is famous for milk chocolates in Europe. They have the “Milka” brand. https://www.mondelezinternational.com/our-brands/milka/