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pushes him down slide
Now instead of Gimli breaking his axe on it, the kid shoots it, it ricochets, and then shoots his eye out
This is why there was only one eye tower in Mordor.
Sauron shot his eye out with an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle?
But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?
Poetry. Sheer poetry!
“A+, plus, plus, plus, plus…”
He was a great warrior … but Ralphie shot his eye out
