The mums death scene will have a nice calm music pice that slowly ramps up into a single ringing tone, getting more intense cutting between bananas his mum and close up shots of a gun and bits of the hunter, then just as the the music hits an intense the fun fires and its dead silence until the bullet pierces Bambi’s mums skull then its utter chaotic screams and sharp loud music, the title card is then made out of Bambi’s mums pooling blood.
SNL already did this half a decade ago with Dwaine Johnson.
Bambi is a dude?
The giant antlers at the end didn’t give it away?
Yep
I think this movie was already made.
Bambi: First Blood … directed by Michael Bay
Bambi: The Reckoning comes out next year. It’s in the same universe as Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, apparently known as the Poohniverse.
Thumper: “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all.”
fires rocket launcher at the hunter’s lodge
“Why do they call you Thumper? Oh…”
“Why do they call you Flower?”
“Flower Power.” sets off nuke
aww they fuse up so fast
This time, his mother will be killed by an Abrams lens flair
Too soon.
