This is clearly a conspiracy to distract from the upcoming Mauritian general election. Don’t be fooled, sheeple!!1
I misread that as Martian general election 👽
My friend (HIGHLY REPUTABLE) who has links with the secret alien research wing of CSIRO told me they’re voting on whether to eject themselves from the solar system. Most Important Election of their Lives!
Is that, i don’t know, over the top coverage?
looks at 70% of the posts on lemmy being about the election
You know, I think you may be right
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Huh?
People of Earth, bear witness to our incandescent folly. With 100 million unused pens, eligible voters will be writing the history of this century. Your TV guide asks if we’re okay. It knows that the revolution will not be televised, but the devolution is another matter. Stay tuned.
