• froztbyte@awful.systems
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    3 days ago

    for many years, I went blessedly unaware of who this random fuckjack was, knowing only: 1) ambiently knowing the name, 2) that I ambiently know the name (these two things together are usually a decent heuristic for me to not bother digging)

    and then I got jumpscared by a full-scale mrbeast standee in a shop some months back

    may I soon be able to forget about this fuckjack once again

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        3 days ago

        I got a handful of paragraphs into reading that and then realized I definitely don’t want to read that tonight

        def fuck that guy tho

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      3 days ago

      All you need to know is that his real name is Jimmy Donaldson and he’s exactly the type of person you expect to be named Jimmy Donaldson.

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        2 days ago

        I’ll be honest, that name gives me the vibe of some somewhat good guy who got straight A’s but has worked at a sandwich shop for 10 years.

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          Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O

          And he would often pump-and-dump, E-I-E-I-O

          With a wallet here and a wallet there, Here a pump, there a dump, everywhere pump-dump,

          Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O.

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          3 days ago

          that was indeed another input to the heuristics

          (post-hoc, to be honest. but it’s still fucking hilarious)