• jaybone@lemmy.world
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        You have been connected to JESUS.

        Please type your prayer below.

        You can say things like “mom could really use that surgery” or “please let my football team win.”

        Your prayers are important to us, so please wait on the line while your savior responds. We know you have a choice in saviors, and we are proud that you have trusted your soul with us.

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          Unfortunately, your saviour has run out of donations to respond to your prayers. Please type your email address and you will recieve the payment link to pay for your subscription and continue using this service. If you live in the European Union, your payment data is safe with us, as explained in the privacy policy.