Its probably a representation of Zeus lol
Lucky for you Zeus is the name of my penis.
I’m sorry.
(You know that Zeus frequently became a swan to bang because it was more impressive that way, right?)
Cockosaurus Rex
You know what’s funny is there isn’t like one of these winged penis things. They’re all over the ancient Mediterranean and Roman world, northern Libya, Greece, England, Germany, Spain, Italy. And they made so many of em, every local museum will have some already. It’s not even special if you find one lol
Do you mean to say that winged penis things were pretty common in those regions?
Yes, that’s why those regions have flat bread. Since the penis creatures went extinct, they just can’t get it up anymore.
Don’t forget the ancient Egyptian bowls with feet! Crazy how hybridization was back then.
Bass proshop pyramid built by aliens
What sound did it make?
Cockadoodledoo
For anyone at work, “penis gorillas” drawn in black and white best describes the above image.
Ahh Kent, the dumbest of the dumb. Also a convicted fraud.
Actually if you knew anything about history you would know that all humans used to be women until an ancient ritual went wrong and combined the sky penises with half of the population and created the first men.
