Oh my god that was so scary, dark as fuck outside going 55 on country roads when I see a weird dark spot ahead-oh fuck that’s a family of bears. I swerved and slammed the brakes and everything is okay but holy fuck.
It was a mother black bear and 2-3 cubs, they were super cute for the second I could see them.
“Am I nothing to you” (said in a tiny squeaky kangaroo voice)
Sorry Mr. Jackie Legs, sir!
Sorry, Short King. The North has you beat by a mile (and at least three feet in height)
Why are they so jacked lmao
They can live in pretty inhospitable conditions and eat desert grasses that barely anything else eats, and have extremely low body fat at ~2 percent.