• skellener@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Great, now do the same to Trump. Make him shit his pants. Then put him in an orange jumpsuit and leg irons.

  • The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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    They weren’t expecting a big case? Did they think Jack Smith was mad dogging Trump the whole time in court just for fun?

    • Rolder@reddthat.com
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      To be fair, the only lawyers who would take trump as a client at this point are the ones who are outstandingly dumb

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        Yet they passed their both their law degree and the bar exam, so they can’t be THAT stupid. Somewhere there’s a small group of lawyers who are either really desperate, about to retire, or they have some kind of wild idea about this making them famous. And that group is rapidly being depleted, because even they’re finding out you literally can’t defend a moron like Trump, while also not getting paid.

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          Just because you are book smart doesn’t mean you are incapable of participating in a cult like MAGA.

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          You often find people who have advanced degrees who are good at one thing but horrible at many other things. This is most obvious if you consider the teaching quality of the average university professor. Yes they have a PhD, but it doesn’t mean their classes are worthwhile, and it doesn’t even mean they can write worth a damn.

  • Col3814444@lemmy.worldB
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    Nah, it’s diaper Don who is doing the pants shitting. The lawyers are making bank (the few that aren’t facing criminal prosecution).

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      Don’t you need to get paid to make bank? I thought he stiffs all the staff. I know lawyers are more careful now, but the good ones don’t touch him anyway. The maga ones are true believers and aren’t in it for the money.

      Saying that, I think a lot of the grifting is to pay for legal bills, so it would be interesting to see how much is going to legal bills.