🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon enjoys lifesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down120cross-posted to: wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works
arrow-up1354arrow-down1imageAnon enjoys lifesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square21fedilinkcross-posted to: wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works
minus-squareblandfordforever@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down3·2 months agoThat’s that evolutionary programming kicking in, convincing you to slave away with the goal of increasing the survival rate of your offspring. I’m not saying it’s good or bad. I’m just saying that your’e a machine and this affects your program: If(havebaby=true){parentalmotivation++}
minus-squareZagorath@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoThat’s going to always increase parentalmotivation.
minus-squarericecake@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re using one of the languages that uses := for assignment. :P
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months ago… I guess it’s part of our Makefile
minus-squaredudinax@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoFollowing the lifecycle of the species is one path towards an ok life.
That’s that evolutionary programming kicking in, convincing you to slave away with the goal of increasing the survival rate of your offspring.
I’m not saying it’s good or bad. I’m just saying that your’e a machine and this affects your program:
If(havebaby=true){parentalmotivation++}
That’s going to always increase parentalmotivation.
Like
if(true)but with side effects.Oh, maybe I wanted to use ==
I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re using one of the languages that uses
:=for assignment. :P… I guess it’s part of our Makefile
Following the lifecycle of the species is one path towards an ok life.