Seriously I just had a dream where I was taken into an office by one of my professors and she was like “so can you get this done on time” and I was like “yeah, sure, totally!” And she replies “Oh, thank god you’re a capitalist!” And I was like “NONONO I’m definitely not a capitalist!” And she goes "Uh huh, sure. Me too. "
does this count as bullying myself if my brain creates my dreams?"
oh shit the gods are punishing us.
Welp, time to kill god!
Side note I love that my phone autocorrected to “moist” cult