Just imagine if this was actually designed by someone with handwriting like this:

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    He put the signature on it lol. He looks like a muppet kermit-pain

    Mintage: These medallions are struck to demand, with no mintage limits. kiss that colectable value goodbye.

    Wayyy on the bottom of this grift.

    The OFFICIAL DESIGNED BY AUTHORIZED BY TRUMP GOD EMPEROR HIMSELF

    This product is not manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals. JBCZ Group, LLC, the manufacturer and distributor of this product, uses the “Trump” name, image and likeness under paid license from CIC Digital, LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.

    Edit futher all-my-apes-gone cryptocurrency

    The Trump Coins are the latest addition to Trump’s expanding business ventures, which also include a foray into the cryptocurrency space with the launch of World Liberty Financial (WLFI), a DeFi project tied to his family.

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      I admit I expected something more extravagant, like that obnoxious challenge coin from years past.

      This coin is low energy. SAD! trump-anguish

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    I’m choosing the believe that these entire 8 years have been an elaborate crypto currency scam. The only this is Trump doesn’t actually understand the concept of crypto currency so thinks it’s something you actually have to physically mint while being a crypto-fascist. Though of course he didn’t understand that crypto-fascist means covert. So he was just an open fascist spreading conspiracy theories cause he thought it has something to do with cryptozoology.

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      The problem is that even if trump-moist understood internet funny money, it’s still a terrible idea. These silly boomer-targeting commemorative coins are at least silver but trump-moist interest in bitcoin is still baffling unless it’s just seen as a way to get ancap hogs excited.

      Ricky from Sunnyvale minted “HashCoin” with a Play-Doh press and hash and it made a lot more sense and had tangible value and was more readily accepted. His brain don’t think good and it was still a better idea than internet funny money.

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    Buying stupid coins is such a boomer thing to do. Has anyone under the age of 60 even considered doing such a thing?

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    it’s impressive that his signature doesn’t even have the one benefit of a messy signature: speed of writing

    that looks like it probably takes quite a long time to write