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UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to ttrpg@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago

"I would totally be a warlord of the wasteland and not a decorative skull on a warlord's fortress," 40k edition.

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"I would totally be a warlord of the wasteland and not a decorative skull on a warlord's fortress," 40k edition.

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UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to ttrpg@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago
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    Me, quietly working on an Earth caste farm: “Space turnips are looking good this year”

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      One of the backgrounds in Darktide the video game is being an algae farmer or something like that. Put me there and send no space marines my way, please.

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    I have no mouth but I must post. Hexbear users in the 41st millennium:

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      Composing leftist memes in the 41st millennium be like

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        i would not object to having a little skull servitor in a baby sling on my belly, with pens for arms, writing long effortposts (my real arms would also have pen-fingers and both hands would be busy writing separate posts)

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        You know they’re leftist memes because that is a whole wall of text!

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    That’s actually a pretty privileged position in the 40k universe. They’d be no better than for the gutters in the underhive

    • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      You will languish in a hive world.

      You will eat the corpse-starch.

      You will become corpse-starch and feed the hive world.

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        lmao they wont grind my mutant corpse into corpse-starch, I’m way too impure for that lea-smug

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    as it turns out psykers are just guys who say “psyke!” a lot when they play dumb pranks, so it’s okay to sacrifice them daily by the thousands.

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      Fun fact: more people were sacrificed to covid per day than psykers die in servicing the golden throne.

      🙏 Papa Nurgle bless 🙏

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      as it turns out psykers are just guys who say “psyke!” a lot when they play dumb pranks, so it’s okay to sacrifice them daily by the thousands.

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    “Im bound for glorious destiny in 40k” The destiny:

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    I’m joining the Tau, fuck yall!

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    the one person i know who’s v knowledgeable about wh40k is kind of a dirtbag leftist who doesn’t actually play & spends considerable amounts of time laughing at chuds getting mad over stupid shit

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      Sigmarxists keep winning.

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    What would Adeptus Mechanicus larpers end up as? My guess is servitors.

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      the guy she tells you not to worry about:

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    You like Black Templar because they’re catholic space nazis.

    I play Black Templar because they’re catholic space nazis.

    We are not the same.

    Also post models or you’re a lib.

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      I handed off my Orky Boyz to a friend when I moved out because it’d be too much fuss to move them where there weren’t any 40k events anyway. kitty-birthday-sad

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