• Captain Aggravated
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    613 days ago

    Having spent my life around cats I struggle to get used to the round pupils on dogs. I’m used to slit pupils on quadrupeds.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        513 days ago

        I’ve thought for a long time dogs only think in punctuation.

        “Whose a good boy?”

        “???”

        “You’re a good boy!”

        “!!!”

        This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.

        • @PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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          13 days ago

          This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.

          Translation: “Furthermore; it is necessary to the security of the household that you allocate unto me a portion of all baked, cooked, or roasted goods that pass herein. For should I waste for want of sustenance, there would be no watch at the door; no bold guard to prevent the trespass of wicked men into the holdfast of our fair clan. And what could such a trifling price be, but rightfully rendered payment to a hound most virtuous and fair; indeed, such a payment is ennobling, even, to bursar and beneficiary alike!”

          Dog Mind: “;;;”

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      512 days ago

      Wait until you find out goats have rectangular pupils !