Elon Musk (father of 11) admires them. Thousands follow their ideology. Malcolm and Simone Collins are on a mission to persuade everyone to have multiple children. But are they really model parents?
The highlight for me is coming up with some weird pseudoscience justification for why it’s okay to hit your kids.
Looks like someone’s behind the times; all the cool kids are into the Eastern Roman Empire this season. That’s why my kids are named Constantine Cataphractus and Velociraptor Paleologus.
“Dad, why is my sister’s name Octavia George?”
“Because your mother loves the Roman Empire.”
“Thanks Dad.”
“No problem Industry Americus.”
Jesus Christ I thought you were making a joke.
But you’re not.
ah well, at least when they transition they won’t need to change the masculine-gendered second name.
no matter how absurd you may think these people are, they always surprise you by finding ways to be even worse
Looks like someone’s behind the times; all the cool kids are into the Eastern Roman Empire this season. That’s why my kids are named Constantine Cataphractus and Velociraptor Paleologus.
Next: “Are you coming to the baptism of little Deductio Tributus?”
Sad they’re dissing the classics, like Incontinentia Buttocks.