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minus-squareivanafteralllinkfedilink37•2 months agoIt’s always a relief when someone asks to schedule something a month in advance, because that means I won’t have to do it. There’s no way I’m remembering our engagement a MONTH FROM NOW!? That’s like five years away.
minus-square@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish22•2 months agoThat’s why I have my pocket computer remember for me
minus-square@grrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish20•2 months agoBut the pocket computer also contains the infinite distraction vortex…
minus-square@mindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish8•2 months agoIn fact, you’re there right now.
It’s always a relief when someone asks to schedule something a month in advance, because that means I won’t have to do it. There’s no way I’m remembering our engagement a MONTH FROM NOW!? That’s like five years away.
That’s why I have my pocket computer remember for me
But the pocket computer also contains the infinite distraction vortex…
In fact, you’re there right now.
Ah shit