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minus-square@ramble81@lemm.eelinkfedilink7•2 months agoA shiv made from the bones of the squirrel? Or the squirrel was agitated from being picked up started biting him once shoved at him? Or anything with sufficient velocity does have the ability to pierce a body in most cases.
minus-square@DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilink9•2 months agoOr she used a squirrel as a flail, holding the tail, causing the teeth to “stab” him
A shiv made from the bones of the squirrel? Or the squirrel was agitated from being picked up started biting him once shoved at him? Or anything with sufficient velocity does have the ability to pierce a body in most cases.
Or she used a squirrel as a flail, holding the tail, causing the teeth to “stab” him
This is so much better than the real answer!