🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months agoAnon cooks something they read on the internetsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square93fedilinkarrow-up1820arrow-down116
arrow-up1804arrow-down1imageAnon cooks something they read on the internetsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months agomessage-square93fedilink
minus-square@starman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink19•edit-25 months agoLet me put it this way: one time, I got pulled over for having two license plates showing, and a headlight out. When the officer asked for my ID and proof of insurance, I didn’t have either on me. He let me go with a warning
minus-square@AngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•5 months agoGood God, you may be whiter than I am. Casper the friendly ghost claims that he’s got a better tan than I do.
Let me put it this way: one time, I got pulled over for having two license plates showing, and a headlight out. When the officer asked for my ID and proof of insurance, I didn’t have either on me.
He let me go with a warning
As white as driven snow
Whiter, even
Good God, you may be whiter than I am. Casper the friendly ghost claims that he’s got a better tan than I do.
Neon white.