• @sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca
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    336 months ago

    I always thought Santa was a communist, what with the redistribution of wealth and all that red he wears. But nope, he was a fossil fuel venture capitalist through and through.

    • Deceptichum
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      236 months ago

      Santa’s a tankie.

      Dresses up red, but enslaves the prolelfs to work in his factory.

    • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      46 months ago

      Yeah, all the other mythical creatures delivering gifts around winter solstice/Christmas are much more community oriented.

      Santa was made by Coca-cola & for one purpose only. And yes, it was for the redistribution of wealth, it’s just that in the opposite direction.