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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 8 months ago

I wish for more wishes.

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5•8 months ago
Granted.

You get as many wishes as you want, but since they’re unlimited, anything you don’t wish for won’t happen.

You probably want to remember to wish for air, by the way.

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