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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 8 months ago

I wish I could communicate with animals

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I wish I could communicate with animals

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alex [they, il]
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5•8 months ago
Granted. You understand them and they understand you. You realise how absolutely miserable pets are.

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