Summary

“I have been in the same room with Elon, and he always tries to be funny. And he’s not funny. Like, at all,” a senior Trump administration official told Rolling Stone. “He makes these jokes and little asides and smiles and then looks almost hurt if you don’t lap up his humor. I keep using the word ‘annoying’; a lot of people who have to deal with him do.”

Musk’s insufferable behavior has caused several high-ranking officials to walk out of important meetings and sincerely question if he was high on drugs, the publication reports, while Secretary of State Marco Rubio is said to be barely able to hide his immense dislike of the DOGE chief and State Department officials routinely call him “Crazy Uncle Elon” behind his back.

Other officials have suggested subjecting Musk to a mandatory drug test, which he has said is a “great idea” for federal employees, as a way to push him out of the door. The Tesla CEO has denied taking any illegal drugs, although numerous people claim to have witnessed him use LSD, cocaine, Ecstasy, and mushrooms behind closed doors, the Wall Street Journal reports.

  • 𝔗𝔢𝔯 𝔐𝔞𝔵𝔦𝔪𝔞
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    109
    ·
    edit-2
    2 days ago

    Those substances are empathy multipliers, unfortunately multiplying 0 always yields 0…

    If his brain doesn’t possess the ability to empathize, there’s nothing for those substances to enhance.

    • Ledericas@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      17 hours ago

      It’s been fried by taking too many drugs once,.plus alcohol has been known to make your brain physically shrink

    • Gronk@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      2 days ago

      Yeah but 0^0 = 1, maybe we just need to inject him with heaps of meth first or something. It’s not like we could make the situation worse

        • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          15 hours ago

          A definitional concession to make exponential series work. xn for n ∈ (0, 1) is the nth root of x, which gets ever closer to 1, while x^n for n < 0 equals 1÷ (xn). Between them lies the neutral element with respect to multiplication 1 (neutral meaning that x × 1 = x; a factor of one doesn’t actually change anything). Hence, x0 = 1.

          That rule breaks down for x = 0, obviously. Negative exponents don’t work at all because they’re division by zero, while all exponents > 0 result in 0. Semantically, 00 probably should be undefined, but the neutral element rule does provide a definition. There also isn’t really any reasonable use case where you’d need that to be consistent with anything else.