Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Recreate the old Shakeweight commercial but for really massive people

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Recreate the old Shakeweight commercial but for really massive people

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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starlord@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Freezers with hidden compartments to hide your ice cream from family...

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Freezers with hidden compartments to hide your ice cream from family...

starlord@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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fubarx@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

VariPay: Surge-based salary calculator for HR

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VariPay: Surge-based salary calculator for HR

fubarx@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

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Todd Bonzalez@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

A jack-off machine with AI powered EEG/ECG monitors that learns to edge you just right.

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A jack-off machine with AI powered EEG/ECG monitors that learns to edge you just right.

Todd Bonzalez@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

New Idea. Start a Bitcoin ATM company with chocolate bitcoins. can't miss! #Thinking out of the box. #Game changer. #disrupt

www.bleepingcomputer.com

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New Idea. Start a Bitcoin ATM company with chocolate bitcoins. can't miss! #Thinking out of the box. #Game changer. #disrupt

www.bleepingcomputer.com

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Ethically sourced human skulls MLM

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Ethically sourced human skulls MLM

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?

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Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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vovo@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 months ago

Rain powered car

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Rain powered car

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vovo@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

Forget Crypto. This is the next big thing.

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Forget Crypto. This is the next big thing.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

Animal carcass blockchain partnership with Alibaba to pay Jack Ma's Ransom. Can't miss. Sure fire game changer.

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Animal carcass blockchain partnership with Alibaba to pay Jack Ma's Ransom. Can't miss. Sure fire game changer.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

Create a backwards Lemmy that only has below 0 rated posts, and companies pay to be excluded from the site.

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Create a backwards Lemmy that only has below 0 rated posts, and companies pay to be excluded from the site.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

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Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 3 months ago

A Harley Davidson line of merchandise targetted at people who don't own motorcycles that says "The only hog I'm riding is your mom".

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A Harley Davidson line of merchandise targetted at people who don't own motorcycles that says "The only hog I'm riding is your mom".

Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 3 months ago

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Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 3 months ago

"Vehicle is protected by bees" stickers for theft protection

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"Vehicle is protected by bees" stickers for theft protection

Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 3 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

Dig a tunnel underneath the US to Peru and steal all the gold

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Dig a tunnel underneath the US to Peru and steal all the gold

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

Build a tech bro AI based school jersey to see if people took their pills. Profit.

www.eurekalert.org

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Build a tech bro AI based school jersey to see if people took their pills. Profit.

www.eurekalert.org

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

New business plan-break into the museum, steal the T-Rex, add colored lights and Trumps voice using AI, and make doom predictions with it until the ransom is paid.

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New business plan-break into the museum, steal the T-Rex, add colored lights and Trumps voice using AI, and make doom predictions with it until the ransom is paid.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

Hack stock exchange, put all stocks at 99% discount, then profit.

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Hack stock exchange, put all stocks at 99% discount, then profit.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

Get millions from the government earmarked for the poor, then spend it all fast and bribe the jurors.

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Get millions from the government earmarked for the poor, then spend it all fast and bribe the jurors.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 months ago

Advil candy. That delicious candy shell you love with chocolate inside. Or try the Tic-Tac version; candy shell all the way through!

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Advil candy. That delicious candy shell you love with chocolate inside. Or try the Tic-Tac version; candy shell all the way through!

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

Service that exchanges your head with a celebrities head, powered by blockchain freedom points.

www.hindustantimes.com

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Service that exchanges your head with a celebrities head, powered by blockchain freedom points.

www.hindustantimes.com

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

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