The Princess Bride on VHS

Oats make better milk anyway

By the time you hit two you’re really fucking up

On the other hand, surgery was a massive quality of life boost for me. I can enjoy sex now, for one. And i orgasm just fine, thank you.

You say less time to live like it’s a negative

You don’t suck, and you’re not the worst! You’re not taking up space, you’re included in the space. You’re wanted and loved.

Also, that sounds like a lovely evening, I hope you enjoy!

The cider is great if you can get past the labels though, I love the vanilla and the cherry ones

I’m gonna be so pissed if this horseshit passes. Fucking out of state conservatives trying to export their hate, it’s awful.

Voice training is so hard but it’s so helpful

You’ve found a reason for you to change who you used to be? A reason to start over new?

20 adults, one 5 year old. Who can be the best parent to a child none of them know? This is certainly probably ethical!

I like this, what sweet art. The “loser” with the v subbed in for the r hit me just right

I eat a lot of cold meals and this is still wild to me. Definitely an unpopular take.

The one I’m most familiar with

17 and already getting set up for a career as a disingenuous right wing hate preacher after she washes out of sports. How industrious. What an awful child, and what terrible parents for encouraging that behavior.

That’s a green onion with hella flow, put them on the record.

As an elitist, speciest bastard, yeast aren’t an animal product. Veganism is about animal cruelty. If you want to start a new fungal rights movement, be my guest.

Because, like water, I too am angry