This content is eggcelent!

I feel I’ve been robbed of extra Christmas joy without this in my life…

A bun alert? On the Bun Alert System? Unthinkable!

That’s like, three cakes in two days! I don’t know if I can eat that much cake!

Don’t forget the egg!

The one on the left is Brank, son of Hank and Brenda, a little egg guy.

The one on the right is Content, my new pet bean.

One is Brank!

There’s plenty for sharing!

That’s allowed!

Give them an instrument and holler a woot!

I’m perfectly fine with an outdoor tree.

Tree included?

It was a tremendous effort, and I expect fair remuneration!

Yes

How many feet² is the hole?

As a rock vendor I’d expect you to know what you’re selling…

Could you go check, please?

Where’d this bun buy its coat? It’s especially fluffy!

Is there something other than rock inside the rocks?

Ugh, fine.

Chimney included? Furnace/fireplace included?

I only need one.