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Who does he think he is? I mean who does Swamp think Bibi is?

Delicious, masterfully distilled, barrel aged, water of life 👉😉👉🥃

It was just the wind

He’s making me believe in hell, so 🤞

But hey do you think Melania pegs his nussy?

But seriously cars do be fucky. If I have any other option I take it.

Question though: is bat fuel shipped through any choke points that some dumbass is gonna choke in the near future?

Grandpa’s words aside, NATO members really need Ukraine.

Maga going woke?

He can start and end with himself

I vote the dumbass turkey to be the national bird of the US 🦃 No more eagle for you until you clean up this fucking mess!

They don’t want him either. Maybe he can just drift away on one of Peter Thiel’s seasteadings like they always dreamed. Then maybe it will sink to the bottom of the ocean like we always dreamed ☺️

Sorry I couldn’t read this comment, I was busy binging a netflix series / doomscrolling twitter or facebook / shopping on amazon or temu / wallowing in depression due to a lack of hobbies, nightlife, affordable housing and other necessities / getting bombed by the Russians / … ah, who am I kidding, I’m just illiterate 🤷

Do you mean today* weekends, as in whatever today is, it’s the weekend? No objection from me 👌

(But yeah, first line of the article said they used to only have Saturdays off.)

…and then he turned into a filet-O-ish and ate himself? …and everyone looked for JD but he got trapped in the cushions Old Man Willow style?

Proposed through Trump by big oil. Invest in renewables.

(Wait, I have an idea)

Hey China you know it’s interesting what Israel said about you…

What’s playing on the bluetooth in your tractor?

No, everyone says big oil can go fuck itself and they’re all investing in renewables (apart from the complete idiots, of course)

More, more, more!

Nein Nein Nein!

The only good thing I can say about this format is that I stop reading after the first line and just hear in my head my body is a cage that keeps me from dancing with the one I love