Friends says thanks, friend !

Following this post for replies, for a friend of course

Hmm I thought he was having an inconspicuous wank. There is allegedly not much to wank so he could probably pull it off without raising much trouble.I am só so sorry.

After all this still 28% approves? Guess I need to call the White House and ask to tighten the knot a bit more then? /s

TIHI

My god man, it’s 6 in the morning, I am without coffee yet, did you really have to show this to me?

Sauce https://www.instagram.com/p/CuX54mcri-R/

The dumb censoring is not just pointless, it is the whole point of the joke!

Ah, thanks!

This one has always been a favourite of mine. So so good.

doch

wat?

I don’t think it’s the kissing per se, the womp womp womp vibe from the kitchen table may be just that bit more adding to the ewwwww perception.

Manager: “we call it Planet Earth”

The connect-ion and the disconnect-ion are specific particles, charged with battery.

Am ion TV yet?

Is this sarcasm? Is it irony? Why has this timeline derailed so massively that it’s impossible to tell??

Talk about witchcraft!

This is prime Babbage material

We need proof that this actually works as claimed.