EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

Of course his last name is McAfee.

May he combust like the engines he works so tirelessly to defend.

Let’s hope they don’t screw this over with AI upscaling like they did with Xeno X.

Damn baby, you look hella sexy in that.

BOY I LOVE PAYING EXTRA ON TOP OF $70 DOLLAR RELEASES!!!/s

INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK, BABYBEEEEEEEE!!!

His meat shield.

I hope Roy Cohn is burning in Hell 2.

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

Almost as if FIFA was a money laundering scheme masquerading as a sports organization this whole time!

I’ve seen softcore porn with more slamming than anything the media has done to Amazon.

I saw that shoulder grasp as him trying to balance himself and her being the only object he could use. Y’know, because he’s OLD, FRAIL, WEAK, and should be DYING in a NURSING HOME.

I call him living nonsense.

Two Lagamorphs are better than one!

Well now I want a Splatoon Zelda crossover featuring this Linkling!

Back?! The war never ended, APiss News!

“We dreamed of creating the world’s strongest Pokémon, and we succeeded.”

I’m still reeling from that twist.

And that’s why they’re working hard to enshittify search engines by sponsoring the monkey-wrenching of AI slop so legitimate facts that would hold people accountable are never searchable ever again.