You mean Groucho Marx?
That joke is nearly a hundred years old. He is the one who first said it.
Who the fuck is a Zilean? Everyone should know the Marx Brothers. Karl was the one who wasn’t funny, though he tried and people missed the punchline.
But they kind of didn’t, as they ended up in punch lines. Too much metaphysical humor to his works.
Had a content filter server I had built. Dansguardian.
Installed some new packages, which I had wgot (joking) at / as root. Fuck, I was a dumbass kid.
After I installed the packages, I created the folder /installs and then: holy shit, mv is naturally recursive?!
mv * /installs
Well, let’s ls to see if the root directory is clean.
ls not found.
Um… ok, this is a call center, seems to still be working as everything is still in RAM, but as it is working as a proxy for content filtering, you could lose the company MILLIONS, so think fast!
I rebuilt another server, swapped it with ninja speed, fixed the other server, and swapped it back with ninja speed.
And everyone asked me if I was ok. “Nothing. I mean, yeah, good.”
edit: mv is recursive by default, in contrast to cp, which requires -R. Scary lesson to learn on the job.
edit 2: just in case someone doesn’t understand this, I moved the entire operating system into a subfolder /installs in a production environment…
If the computer had rebooted, no one would have internet at all, as DNS would fail. Fortune 500 company. Ah damn, that was some stress.
“Hey, is everything working alright?”
“Yeah.”
“Hey is everything still working? Everything good?”
“Yes, why do you keep asking that?”
No raisin.
God, I dated a girl like this. We were like best friends, started dating and would argue with me any time I gave her a compliment or told her how I felt about her. Sad. I really did love her. She just didn’t feel like she deserved to be loved.
Yeah, I was about to say: meetup is pretty much dead. I live in an area of 350k people, and I think there is one for hiking and one for atheism (which makes no sense to me, like, at all. What are you going to do? Talk about what you don’t believe in?)
Know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.
Helen Keller flew a plane. She slept with both these men?!
Yes, you did, but I don’t care. Stay dry, dude.
In regards to spelt, I was being facetious, Captain Al-loo-mini-um.
There is a mexican food truck that will give me two meals worth of food for $10. I haven’t eaten “fast” food in a long time, but I live in the city. There is an indian grocery store that sells samosas, as well as other items, hot and ready.
I would rather hit a Quick Trip or Circle K before I would touch McDonald’s or any YUM! brand, basically any fast food or chain. And I am still not keen on gas station food. I eat from locally owned if I eat out, usually. (grabbing food while going on site at work will cause me to make exceptions: still won’t do McDonald’s. I have done Arby’s if they have a good deal, or Subway has a good meal of the day).
Yeah, but they pay their workers worse than McDonald’s.
Grip with your paws. I don’t need to google when I have actual experience.
You are probably a vibe coder or just relying on AI to do anything.
Dude, you have paws. Hands require phalanges. But dogs and cats have phalanges as well, which is why they can grip.
Damn, I can’t fathom how ignorant people are.
Just read, and stop asking me to do your fourth grade homework.
Spelt? Are you smithing?
Your same source is going to tell me that irregardless is a damn word:
without having lack of regard?
Just learn language.
Dude…
And now you changed your response. Why are you butt hurt?
Look at your damn hand!
No, there is a pad to the paw, as there is a pad to your finger tips. There is a peak to a mountain. Goddamn, just I’m done.
Or just completely accurate.
You have to be just trolling. My entire cat’s foot isn’t a paw. Each foot or hand has multiple paws.
I think I am just talking to little kids.
I never understood the phrase “cancel culture”.
Oh, was Hitler a victim of cancel culture? Well, sadly no; let me think of a better example.
Caligula. Certainly no one still looks upon his ass favorably, save for Kash Patel, as they both had fondness for horses.
“Those that work forces, are the same who fuck horses… killing in the name of”