desiccated_event

ke answered my grindr, tho…

KAT…kitty…KAT

How privileged of you to notice. This is not an insult

I told my rep I wasn’t buying his bullshit. He stopped texting me.

NORMAN!

I nominate _The Room _by Tommy Wiseau. It coulda been good.

What about bears? Don’t you ever think about the bears?

That’s very negative

so, autistic people are electrons…this information is useful…/s

Good Instincts.

There is a botom, right?

Done and done. Meet you soon kin internet stranger.

What do i need to live in this world? How many mushrooms must I take?

U wot m8? hahahahah

I thought it was a joke. I read the article, this fucker is giving a pool service company the job. This is genius or sheer ludicrosity. I made that word up.

I would attempt to argue, but I can say the sky is cerulean, and someone will argue till they’re black and blue.

Tradition is peer pressure from dead people. Just because they did this to live most definitely does not mean you are to live this way. Britons and “headcheese”.

Are they?

Just perhaps, this is a good reason to not have the majority of textbooks printed in Texas.

The people who needed to hear it weren’t listening while the rest of us were screaming.