In one of my old phones, I played so much Yugioh Duel Links that the life points got burned in the OLED.

I get notifications from exactly five kinds:

• Work
• My mom
• My bank trying to rope me into a credit or an insurance
• A group for autistic adults even I am too anxious to post in, because they all somehow have friends and I don’t
• News

Also, gomorrize does not mean “infect with gonorrhea”

Long story short: phosphorus retention made 24 FPS video look smooth, and without it, movies (and games that run at 30 FPS) look choppy in modern hardware. It’s one of the reasons why I go out of my way to pass my consoles through a video capture card and Lossless Scaling just to reach at least an artificial 60 FPS.

Broly was just there

Looks like this includes Turnip driver updates, Android emulation will get the benefits too it looks like

The sub-$300 is increasingly dying because of the RAM prices, but anything with a N100 or N150 should be enough for your usage case.

Applets, pretty much the entire reason why Java was first broadly used in its first years, are now officially wiped from the spec, what a world do we live in. Are they still available in OpenJDK though?

I read it as “fat-homing”, like, a messed up version of fat-shaming

I was once recommended to remove “Esperanto” from the list of languages I spoke on my resume, so, checks out

Several years before JK went mask-off and people already suspected, huh

Incredibly enough, I’ve been working for seven years and I’m still capable of translating this somehow. I knew that following Lessons in Meme History would come handy. Anyway:

when im reading my ethical queer medias

Self-explanatory, hopefully - OP is reading media with non-heterosexual content and no problematic associations…

and the darkwoke rape malegaze core media chuddys

…and the sleazy suckers that are into the progressive media for the wrong reasons, especially their desire to view media as a way to satisfy their misogynist, abusive tendencies…

infest my woke fandom with tourist hetslop incel behaviour

…screw with OP’s progressive group of media aficionados by behaving in a way not proper of an actual established fan, including their acting like an “involuntary celibate” (who believes he’s owed love and sex, but is blocked by social circumstances outside of his control) and “heterosexual slop” (pointless fan content that tries to detract the queer fandom’s established relationship head-canons a.k.a. shipping)…

so i begin age regressing into a different species

…and this is where the sarcasm starts to show, as OP claims to start mentally turning into a trans-species baby…

and beg my mediatok polycule to comfort me

…and asks OP’s group of polyamorous lovers from the media-appreciation parts of TikTok to give some comfort…

(my yumeshipper PTSD kicked in)

…as OP’s past trauma from having self-shipped (that is, considered oneself as being in a relationship with a specific fictional character) starts to rear its head again.

I’d think he’d be suspicious after the lack of children for 15 years, but who am I to judge

Says the dude that died a virgin (and may or may not have been homosexual, or at least asexual)

Hey, it looks like the bot is broken today

Pepsi with ice cream: a “black cow” that tastes like a nice milkshake

Pepsi with milk: “Pilk”, tastes like vomit

How come there is such a difference from the state of matter of the darnged milk?

My theory: companies secretly violating international treaties to extract resources from below the ice floor

Including possession? What will they do, demand all users in the UK to unlock their devices for regular content scans?

My puppy, going to the gym, and maintaining my home server. Makes me feel a bit more useful.

Next to nothing breaks… unless you use GNOME, KDE, or some self-hosting apps - the latter one is unfortunately a deal-breaker for me, as that would require me to manually migrate my Fediverse services from YunoHost to Docker/Podman while somehow keeping the same encryption keys and HTTPS certificates. I’m still investigating how to do so.