“No president, think of this, has ever taken one.”

He thinks this is a good thing! This is solid gold humor

Do you have a working bike? How much was it?

Can someone repost the text of the article if you can see it?

Same but iptorrents

This is exactly my strategy. My Lifetime Plex Pass paid for itself years ago. As soon as Jellyfin makes it easy to share my library with friends and family, I’ll move

All men may be created equal but corporations are more equal

Everyone’s idea of “expensive” is different and when it comes to bikes people seem to have a very low threshold for what they consider expensive. I’ll just give you some numbers and you can decide.

The first thing a disused bike is going to need is new tubes. Tubes are like $10 each. You may also need new tires. A tire can be like 30 or 40 bucks. Someone who does this once a year or less like myself can change both tubes and tires in a half hour. I don’t know what bike mechanic labor rates are in your area. Your husband could do it in an hour after watching a YouTube video, using a flathead screwdriver or kitchen spoons

It looks like you also need a chain. Chains can be 20 or 30 bucks and take 2 minutes to replace but you need a special chain breaker tool which are relatively common. I’m sure there’s at least one in your neighborhood you can borrow. Also easy for anyone to do after watching a YouTube video.

You’ll also want to be really sure that the brakes are working properly or you could get seriously hurt. They’re disc brakes which can take disuse much more gracefully than rim brakes. I would get a legit bike mechanic to replace the pads if they need to be and to make any necessary adjustments. But they may be perfectly fine.

Adults are more responsible than children. Responsibility comes with privileges.

Is there some way both parties can lose the midterms?

Is it just another Chromium?

Normally I’d be on board with finding financial crimes but the fact that this is “Trump’s IRS” means that the people who need to be caught won’t be and people struggling to get by will be

And it doesn’t even seem that hard? Like give an intern a summer project or something. I don’t know shit about app development but this seems a lot easier than 2FA app, an AI assistant, Sheets, Docs, a fucking video chat platform, or any of the other myriad products they’ve put out since this was requested on their UserVoice feedback site.

Jordan Peterson would consider the idea, half-agreeing and following up with, “well, it depends on what you mean by lob”

This is exactly my interpretation

Swap WhatsApp for Signal and you got yourself a deal

We won’t have to imagine for long. Don’t let your dreams be dreams

Totally deserved it. I was rooting for the octopus the whole time

Travelers in air conditioned living rooms’ time more valuable than yours. Please wait.

You’re someone aren’t you?