Wait, people get rid of their pants when they aren’t trendy anymore? I wear mine until they disintegrate 😂
Ypsilenna Gloomvale
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Yes! I haven’t heard of this channel for years, thanks for reminding me 😄
I would like to see it crawl like one
I once watched art videos on YouTube, and ended up finding a channel of a lady who was drawing weirdly described scenes from books she found. One of them was from an erotic fanfic about clippy, lmao
Awww, puts them back in the fridge
For some reason, for a second I thought that the quote at the bottom of the screen was said by the man, and I was like, “How is he planning to do that?.. OH”
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca•Something went wrong when making bread....2·26 days agoSo this is was a big ass bread looks like…
At least you give her extra inventory slots, that’s something!
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.ziptoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Help cats, prank humansEnglish3·26 days agoI’m not sure if I would think that the cat is a genius or if it’s possessed 😆
You’re falling into your doom, and suddenly an advertiser materializes next to you and asks if you’ve already heard of their new internet banking accounts for minors. The situation is so ridiculous that you realize it’s a dream, and you can fly. You start flying, but suddenly you get a popup: “Flying is a premium feature; upgrade now!” You try to get a free trial, but the popup insists that you already used one with this e-mail address, so you try to subscribe to the premium plan. Suddenly your card declines, and you return to falling down, crying as more and more advertisers spawn around you, showing you random things.
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•The fuck is even happening6·28 days agoSame. I remember trying to do crossword puzzles, and half of them were like, “Name of the actress who played X in the 90s series title.” Me: Hell if I know… name of a purple crystal used for jewelry and home decorations? oh yeah, I know this one!"
With sound, and it’s going to track your eyeballs so that you won’t look away!
I can confirm, it did turn out to be just that.
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Another creative solution from APPLE4·29 days agoI can’t wait to get at least one of those. I will go around and blast Pitbull at full volume when a stranger starts staring at me.
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto Science Memes@mander.xyz•Use this science wisely.English12·29 days agoWhen I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto Casual Conversation@piefed.social•Where do you fall on the aphantasia scale?4·29 days agoI’m usually 1, sometimes 2 when I’m tired. I can imagine whole storylines as if they were movies, which made planning comic panels super easy to me. I was just imagining the whole scene in my head first and then extracting key frames 😆
Ypsilenna Gloomvale@lemmy.zipto Macro Photography@lemmy.world•Nice camouflage from this stink bugEnglish3·29 days agoIt looks kinda cute from this angle. I love seeing insects in this shade of green, it makes their legs look like jellies
I can hear this image. It sounds like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff
sensually summons a water elemental, turning your floor into a river hi…
I feel like my mom made this meme, lol (She’d be on the “me” side)