This literally happens all the time and no one complains about it because “man bad”

My cat actually saved me from a break in by straight up attacking the dude.

I was sleeping on the couch in my trailer and suddenly woke up to my cat yowling and some dude screaming and by the time I realized what was going on the guy had already run out the door with my cat right behind him.

Kitty cut deep too cause there was blood spatter on the door frame where dude grabbed it while running away.

It started as just my job but after doing it for so long I realized I loved it.

The only problem is I cook purely by feeling so I’ll make something that’s absolutely delicious but won’t write anything down so I can’t make it again 😭

The worst part about wanting to give these stories the benefit of the doubt is there are just as many stories like these where the person is actually just that stupid.

Like the guy who sued Winnebago because he wrecked his rv while driving it on the highway with cruise control on and got up to make himself coffee. Iirc he won the lawsuit because the owners manual didn’t say cruise control is not autopilot.

Hell most safety features we have today only exist because people were stupid

Yeah but that’s like the only real downside. The instinctual fear of bugs is really the only negative side effect of having them since most people don’t have reactions to the bites

Every source I’ve read including the quick Google search I just did says that 50-70% of humans show no reaction to bed bug bites unless the infestation reaches a certain threshold.

This is how I feel about bed bugs. Most humans have no reaction to bed bug bites so from everything I understand the only downside to having bed bugs is having bed bugs.

I’m not saying I don’t think bed bugs are gross and as someone who’s had them before would never wish them on anyone but the most annoying part of them is the effort required to get rid of them.

Idk personally I’m barely looking at my character except for a quick glance. Normally I’m scanning the environment for enemies, details, secrets, loot, etc. It doesn’t even matter what kind of game. I have more important things to look at than my character let alone their ass

This is the dumbest take I’ve heard about this.

You have an entire game around you to look at but you’re only looking at your characters ass? That just makes you sound weird imo

Nah gimme those back straps. Or I’ll take a thigh meat steak.

I’ve always wanted to try people so I have recipes

Don’t get me wrong I have preferential jobs but my dream is to not have a job that doesn’t directly benefit me.

I’m not afraid of hard labor but I’m not gonna do it just to make some rich fuck richer

Every word that was used to refer to someone with some form of mental difference has been turned into an insult. At a certain point you need to just get over it.

Dumb, idiot, imbecile, slow, retard, etc were all originally used to refer to people with legitimate mental health issues and have been turned into insults and are now considered rude to say.

It doesn’t matter what word you come up with to try to “fix” this is going to happen.

To be fair it was absolutely a thing but it was for porn advertising.

HEMA. The gear is expensive and the nearest club is over an hour away

I have the opposite problem.

I’ll hold a grudge and then a few years later see the person and be like “I don’t remember why but I fuckin hate that guy and that’s good enough for me”

That and comatose by skillet are like the perfect examples

“What the hell happened here?”

Ha!

TIL: This is different than a vasectomy.

Like I know a vasectomy involves the vas deferens but thought it was like the difference between a partial hysterectomy and a total hysterectomy.