Some things money can’t buy.

Or clean.

It’s a good yolk, I admit.

Star Wars: Larry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnmeTyU1rA0

Put the Doctors back in Dr. Pepper.

Look at the world we were born into. Do you really trust this universe to suddenly not suck after we die?

I don’t generally complain to Europeans about anything at all.

The babe with the power.

He reminds me of the babe!

Somewhere after refining your prompt for the tenth time because weird unsexy shit keeps showing up in the results, you have to ask yourself whether or not it’d be worth it to just learn to draw, no?

Calm Like a Bomb

It’s hard work, but at least it’s honest. Um.

“Please pick the method you’ll use to sell your time in exchange for not starving to death.”

🎵 You were the first Tuvix
🎵 Oh-wa, oh-ah
🎵 You were the last Tuvix

If that thing drinks a Red Bull, it’ll expand to fill whatever space it’s in.

And meanwhile, National Geographic didn’t make even ONE complaint!

Do better, Nintendo.

They also know I’m sensitive to criticism 🥺

Baron Harkonnen’s nephew? Wait no, he was a baddie.