Phantaloons

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

That’s my secret, Cap, I’m always outdated.

-Lineage User

The venn digram between furry culture and trans culture often times looks like an askew lid on a jar.

I’d also like to point out that just because I’ve pointed this out, and made fun of/with it, that I don’t mind, personally.

but tbh, the blank “What do you mean Hank Hill wouldn’t talk about dragon dildos with the boys?” thought was hilarious for a minute

Dimentional-even!?

Sorry my sexdrive isn’t my personality?

Ew, Dasani?

puts it back

–force

Every phone comes that way stock from the factory. You know that, but weirdly are ignoring that fact to be smug for some reason.

Fish, gator, tegu and croc leather don’t have those downsides. Three are invasive and the other’s skin is usually discarded.

A good waste of taxpayer money, but at least they’ll be using his grave as an endless source for ammonia for years to come.

I’m antipedo, so we’re good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

Now post the eldrich horror version.

We’re not only animals, we’re not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

Republican plan (add water):

Come to think of it, my cock ring hasn’t come up too many times at the weekly D&D with the boys. I’ll wait on the right storyline.

phone rings

Normal person: “Who?”

Me: “Why?”

…exactly?

You wouldn’t want to mess up your best at a Wendy’s.

As a cis person ITT:

“OH… Ohh! OH!”

takes notes

4, dare I say it, 5-dimensional chess?!